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February 20th 2008 13:11


“Computer Sex”

I hate you
You’re a bastard
Computers and sex
All day jerking off – jerking around
Cleaning up after cum shots
Downloading P.O.R.N.
Your Poor Orifice Rendered Neutral

Oh I can defend any collective threat
Or your POV on my 44gb collection

I’m tired of your 15 seconds of moaning
And pressing the repeat and slow motion
Gagging for the .mpg’s and the avi’s
The div-x’s and the reasons why

Smart cookies and overseas dialers
Screen popping madness virus after virus
And sentences that don’t make clit penis huge sense
Those gorgeous ‘first time’ babes week in wank out
The web cam & credit card
Oh everything is loaded hard

Oh nothing darling just checking my e-mail…




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Comment by Krystal

March 10th 2008 10:33
I was a bit put off by the mature content, didn't understand half of it, but there was amusement there, and the last line was classical, HA ha ha . Well done

Comment by Danceswithwords

March 11th 2008 00:47
Hey Krystal,

Thanks for your comment. I would like to just write poetry or whatever without the censorship but one has to be mindful of people under the age of 16 and the site rules.

I didn't want to cause a fuss, or have the site administrator give me a warning for not WARNING people before they read it and that they could get offended by the content.

It's probably something for more general type relationships discussion - at least a watered down version at least! "Some" men with HUGE porn collections are in a relationship though seek satisfaction from watching "other" images of women. Most women I know have a REAL problem with it. Most guys I know, and can be bold enough to admit they have a PORN collection, don't have a problem with it at all.

I guess its the net version of having a pile of penthouses (or other such types of nudity magazines) and your girlfriend finding them!! A friend of mine, his partner went OFF the other night about a topless calender she found hanging up at the place he works. It wasn't even his! He has to TAKE IT DOWN, or its OVER. Hmmm.

I have worked on thousands of people's PC's for years, and especially recovering lost data. That has been a real eye opener I can tell you as to what some people have on their PC's.

The terms I used in the poem directly relate to terms in INTERNET PORN. They are MANY, strange, whimsical and yes often hilarious - and I guess some people have a fascination with the subject and the content or BOTH.

Thanks for posting something on it.

Regards



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